ChiLdreN's QuEstioNs

BRADEN (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

KRISTA (age 5)
asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

NICHOLAS (age 3)
hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

KATHY (age 4)
was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

ANTHONY (age 4)
stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

GREGORY (age 4)
was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

JOSEPH (age 5)
was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

KIMMY (age 4)
was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman that her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"