Toko SUAMI

Sebuah toko yang menjual suami baru saja dibuka di kota New York dimana wanita dapat memilih suami. Diantara instruksi2 yang ada di pintu masuk terdapat instruksi yang menunjukkan bagaimana aturan main untuk masuk toko tersebut.
"Kamu hanya dapat mengunjungi toko ini SATU KALI"

Toko tersebut terdiri dari 6 lantai dimana setiap lantai akan menunjukkan semakin tinggi lantainya, semakin tinggi pula nilai lelaki tersebut.
Bagaimanapun, ini adalah semacam jebakan. Kamu dapat memilih lelaki di lantai tertentu atau lebih memilih ke lantai berikutnya tetapi dengan syarat tidak bisa turun ke lantai sebelumnya kecuali keluar dari toko..Lalu, seorang wanita pun pergi ke toko "suami" tersebut untuk mencari suami..

Di lantai 1 terdapat tulisan seperti ini :
Lantai 1 : Lelaki di lantai ini memiliki pekerjaan dan taat pada Tuhan

Di lantai 2 terdapat tulisan seperti ini :
Lantai 2 : Lelaki di lantai ini memiliki pekerjaan,taat pada Tuhan,dan senang anak kecil

Di lantai 3 terdapat tulisan seperti ini :
Lantai 3 : Lelaki di lantai ini memiliki pekerjaan,taat pada Tuhan,senang anak kecil dan cakep

'' Wow'', pikirnya tapi dia masih penasaran untuk terus naik.

Lalu sampailah wanita itu di lantai 4 dan terdapat tulisan
Lantai 4 : Lelaki di lantai ini yang memiliki pekerjaan,taat pada Tuhan,senang anak kecil ternyata cakep banget dan suka membantu pekerjaan rumah.

''Ya ampun !'' Dia berseru, ''Aku hampir tak percaya''

Dan dia tetap melanjutkan ke lantai 5 dan terdapat tulisan seperti ini :
Lantai 5 : Lelaki di lantai ini memiliki pekerjaan,taat pada Tuhan,senang anak kecil,cakep banget,suka membantu pekerjaan rumah, dan memiliki rasa romantis.

Dia tergoda untuk berhenti tapi kemudian dia melangkah kembali ke lantai 6 dan terdapat tulisan seperti ini :
Lantai 6 : Anda adalah pengunjung yang ke 4.363.012.
Tidak ada lelaki di lantai ini.
Lantai ini hanya semata-mata bukti untuk wanita yang tidak pernah puas.

Terima kasih telah berbelanja di toko "Suami". Hati-hati ketika keluar toko dan semoga hari yang indah buat anda.

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5 Don't

1 DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.
Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

3 DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE

Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.
Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used.
These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

4 DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring.
You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

Lastly.....

5 DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND

You may never wake up again.

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Something To Ponder : BE PATIENT

This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.

Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, 'Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck.' Then he asked, 'but when are my fingers going to grow back?' The father went home & committed suicide.

Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.

People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

'Good Life starts only when you stop wanting a better One'

' Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away '

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Something To Ponder : PERSONAL PERCEPTION

Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, 'Very stupid. Why neither of them ride on the donkey? 'Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, 'The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?' Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey.


Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, 'How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman.'
The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, 'Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you.' Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.

It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a nar row bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.

Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear..

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Something To Ponder: RIGHT SPEECH

There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that 'A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation.' Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party.

A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, 'Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school.' On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, 'Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker.' She answered,'You should appreciate that you married me. Other wise, he will be the millionaire and not you.'

Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. It's like a broken egg - cannot be reversed.

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Something To Ponder:NO OVERPOWERING

Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually,

this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that 'It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person's character.'

It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness.

It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations..

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Something To Ponder:CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested 'I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.' The SDU officer said, 'Your requirements, please.' 'Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.' The officer listened carefully and replied, 'I understand you need television.'

There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up a nd discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.

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