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Sep 27, 2007

Masa kadaluwarsa tabung gas LPG

Beberapa orang mungkin sudah mengetahui hal ini;
tetapi mungkin banyak juga yang belum tahu.

Tabung LPG yang sudah kadaluwarsa tidaklah aman untuk digunakan dan bisa menyebabkan kecelakaan seperti yang pernah terjadi di suatu kawasan di Jakarta bulan
yang lalu (Tabung Gas meledak)
Berhati-hatilah ketika menerima tabung LPG dari penjual manapun.

Cara memeriksa masa kadaluwarsa dari tabung LPG adalah:

tanggal kadaluwarsa ditulis dalam alfa code sesuai nomornya sebagai A atau B atau C atau D dan sekitar dua digit angka mengikutinya.

Contohnya: D06
Abjad mewakili empat bulanan (1 kwartal),
A untuk bulan maret,
B Juni,
C Sept
D Desember.
Dua digit angka berikutnya merupakan tahun kadaluwarsa.

Makanya
"D06 berarti Desember 2006".

Sebarkan pengetahuan ini barangkali bisa menyelamatkan seseorang.

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Sep 25, 2007

Wise Words

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Sep 23, 2007

Loss or Non-Loss of Intelligence.

TRY THIS....

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert.

If you don't use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

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Answer: "bread."

If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?

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Answer: Cows drink water.

If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Contend yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and

a blue house is made from blue bricks and

a pink house is made from pink bricks and

a black house is made from black bricks,

what is a green house made from?

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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.

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4.It's twenty years ago and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany - (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail.The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany .

Where would you bury the survivors --- East Germany, West Germany , or no man's land"?

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Answer: You don't bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop!!

If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.


5. Without using a calculator -
You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus;
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people get off and four get on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name?
It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.

PS:
Would you believe that 95% of people fail to correctly answer most of these questions!!



...dari sebuah milis...

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Sep 21, 2007

Robot JUJUR

Budi adalah seorang profesor penemu ulung, dia berhasil menciptakan robot yang bisa mendeteksi kebohongan, dia membuat robot itu sedemikian rupa sehingga ketika mendengarkan kebohongan, sang robot akan langsung menampar si pembohong itu...

Budi dengan bangga membawa robot itu ke ruang keluarga dan menunggu anaknya pulang... tapi anaknya tak kunjung pulang... ditunggu-tunggu baru sore hari sang anak pulang...

"Kamu dari mana ? kok pulangnya telat" tanya si Budi

" Ada pelajaran tambahan pa" jawab sang anak

*PLAK* Sang robot menampar si anak...

"Nak, ini adalah robot ciptaan ayah, dia akan menampar siapapun yang berbohong..! sekarang katakan dengan jujur, kenapa pulangnya telat ??!"
"Maaf ayah.. aku habis menonton film di rumah teman..."

"Film apa?"
"Film Sinetron pa"

*PLAK*

"Ayo katakan dengan jujur film apa ??"
"Maaf Ayah... saya menonton film porno"

mendengar itu marahlah si Budi..

"Kamu itu yach ... kecil-kecil uda nakal, mau jadi apa kamu nanti besar? kurang ajar kamu yach ... bikin malu ajah ... perbuatan yang benar-benar memalukan..! !! papa waktu seumuran kamu gak pernah melakukan hal senakal kamu...!"

*PLAK* Budi ditampar sang robot

Suasana hening untuk beberapa saat...

Istri Budi kemudian masuk datang dan langsung berkata... "huh, sama aja kelakuannya, apel gak akan jatuh jauh dari pohonnya kan ? ya gimanapun juga dia anak elo, jadi… "

*PLAK*

Sang robot menampar istri Budi sebelum sang istri sempat menyelesaikan kata2nya.. ????

dan semua terdiam…..

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…………….

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Sep 20, 2007

Life Lessons - 6 MiNuTeS

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received.
Hope it works for you -- and me!

You have 6 minutes

There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. It has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization.
It has been sent around the world ten times so far.

Do not keep this message.

It must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES.
Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. A s you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR.
When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone' s dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it' s the only way to live life
completely.

TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk..

FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R' s:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE.
Spend some time alone.

...dari sebuah milis...

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Sep 17, 2007

Lautan Es Menyusut Tajam pada 2050

Analisis model yang dibandingkan dengan observasi selama 20 tahun itu mendukung prediksi komputer Perserikatan Bangsa-Bangsa bahwa pada 2050 lautan es musim panas di lepas pantai utara Alaska ada kemungkinan menyusut setengah dari luas yang ditutupinya pada 1980-an.

Hilangnya lautan es ini dikhawatirkan akan mengancam beruang kutub yang amat menggantungkan kehidupannya pada lautan es. Perubahan habitat bisa mendorong perubahan status binatang itu menjadi terancam punah. Ancaman serupa juga bakal dialami para nelayan.

Pada 1980-an, lautan es menyusut 30 sampai 50 mil dari pantai utara tiap musim panas , kata James Overland, oceanographer untuk National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) di Seattle, Amerika Serikat. "Kini susutnya mencapai 300 sampai 500 mil utara Alaska," katanya.

Para ilmuwan NOAA telah memantau 20 skenario komputer tentang efek pemanasan pada lautan es, yang digunakan Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change dalam laporan penilaiannya tahun ini. Mereka membandingkan model itu dengan observasi dari 1979 sampai 1999 dan mencapai kesimpulan: es musim panas di Laut Beaufort tampaknya akan berkurang sampai 40 persen bila dibandingkan dengan kondisi 1980-an.

Ramalan serupa juga berlaku bagi kawasan Siberian Timur-Laut Chukchi, sebelah barat laut Alaska dan Rusia. Sebaliknya, Teluk Baffin dan Labrador di Kanada hanya memperlihatkan sedikit perubahan.

Situasi ini amat mengkhawatirkan bagi beruang kutub, kata Kassie Siegel dari Center for Biological Diversity. Dia telah menulis petisi meminta perlindungan pemerintah federal bagi binatang itu. "Mereka akan mengalami penurunan, kelaparan, melakukan praktek kanibalisme, dan akhirnya punah," katanya.

Ketika es menyusut, beruang kutub terjebak di daratan selama musim panas, tanpa tersedianya sumber pangan, kata Siegel. Beberapa akan mencoba, tapi gagal mencapai lautan es. Sebaliknya, beruang yang tinggal di lautan es akan kesulitan mencari makan karena sedikitnya ikan di perairan itu. Beruang betina yang hendak melahirkan pada musim gugur juga harus berenang jauh ke daratan. "Itu sangat menakutkan dari sudut pandang beruang," katanya.

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